The dreadful German summer from hell is finally over, the beautiful autumnal cold is here, and SOPOR's fabulous "Angel of the Golden Fountain" four-track 12inch EP has at long last re-ascended from the underworld in the shape of a glorious 180gr audiophile piss-neon-yellow vinyl.
This divine release is limited to 666 heavenly copies, signed & numbered by Anna-Varney Cantodea and comes with a 24-page A4 photo-booklet, printed inner sleeve with lyrics, as well as an extra protective inner sleeve (black) simply because.
The world is an ugly place and humans are hideous creatures. But THIS will make everything beautiful again. Even you!
To our utmost delight, our beloved Goddess Anna-Varney Cantodea has designed a marvelously adorable t-shirt that glitters with the words of her divine wisdom in heavenly urine-golden letters. Matching the "Angel of the Golden Fountain"-EP's fabulous melodies, and available in size S to 5XL (both individually or as a set together with the vinyl), this magical shirt is the ideal garment (slash gift) for everyone from the anorexic dwarf to the Melville'ian lovebear.
Dare to be beautiful. Become an Angel of the Golden Fountain!
Are you suffering from the stench of ill-bred children, filthy husbands, unfashionable pets and/or decaying lovers? Then this is for you: SOPOR AETERNUS' black incense!!! 23 transgenitally occult cones of oppressively atmospheric smokes have been individually packaged in extraordinarily handy (and flawlessly designed) boxes by the gentle hands of the beautiful Anna-Varney Cantodea herself. This indispensable pocket-size travel-companion is ideal for instant sacrifices and elaborate hobby-exorcisms alike.
Only to be used on fire-proof surfaces.
Guaranteed to keep the ghosts at bay. Maybe.