limited Cleaver & Apron Das Haarmann Schlachtfest-Set

When preparations for the big slaughter begin in the kitchen, a simple tool is no longer enough. The Haarmann Slaughter Fest Set brings together what belongs together: the official EISREGEN Meat Cleaver and the matching Slaughterhouse Apron.

• Included: The Meat Cleaver, strictly limited to 333 unholy pieces, each with its own individual serial number and the infamous message from Hanover’s very own “meat processor.”
• Exclusive to this set: The matching Slaughterhouse Apron - perfect for protecting your clothes from unwanted stains during even the bloodiest kitchen work.

So, if you want to be properly dressed for the next slaughter fest, there’s no getting around this unholy duo.

Cleaver out. Apron on. Bon appétit.

The facts about the Meat Cleaver:

• Engraved on both sides - for a double dose of morbid local history.
• Front: “EISREGEN. Support your local butcher!”
• Back: “Hanover’s Vegan Butcher Shop. Head Cheese - Liverwurst - Mettwurst - Blood Sausage. F. HAARMANN. 100% Animal-Free Delicacies!”
• Individually numbered - Every cleaver bears its own serial number as an engraving.
• Strictly limited - Limited worldwide to an unholy 333 pieces.

The facts about the Slaughterhouse Apron:

• Morbid print - Featuring an “I love my” slogan and a stylish meat cleaver graphic, complete with appropriately placed splatters of blood.
• Sustainably bloody - Made from high-quality 100% certified organic cotton (240 g/m²).
• The hard facts: One-size-fits-all, measuring 87 cm in length and 60 cm in width, with sturdy apron-fabric ties (72.5 cm long) for secure fastening - er, tying.
• Easy to clean after the slaughter: Machine washable at 60°C, suitable for industrial washing up to 85°C, and tumble-dryer safe at low temperature (just in case the blood starts flying again).